Holy Fucking Awesome

I am not a crook.

Wow. That's really all I got. Just wow.

Probably my favorite AB last night was when Chase Headley swung and missed at a slider for strike 3 that ended up plunking his shin. Nice hack, you loser.

*I don't want to take anything away from Sanchez, which is why I'm writing this in super-tiny font, but I think I could probably no-hit the Padres. That team is fucking pathetic. Minus Adrian Gonzalez, who's AVE. has dropped 20 points since the beginning of July, they don't have a single eligible batter hitting above .250. What a joke.