That was an absolute beat down. Reminded me of when the Mets came into The Phone last year and won like 12-1, or 10-1 in the first game of long weekend series. Game like that makes you realize you just don't belong in the same league as these guys. It's some embarrassing shit. And that's what happened last night. The Giants put the Cardinals in their place, said "Know your role, son."How's about Juan Uribe! Holy hell. What'd that guy put in his syringe for breakfast? Hitting a homerun like that with your team already up a 9 spot in the 8th is like peeing on a girl after you cummed on her tits. In other words, atta fucking babe.
Timmy, what can a man say at this point? Seriously. I want to have your baby. Every fifth day you bring me out of the gutter. You're a saint, an angel. You're a warm light in a cold, steel-black fucking world. I am at your feet.
I have a specialty cocktail recommendation for this summer. Behold the Gin Gimlet. Booyeah! Drinking a Gin Gimlet can make you look super-suave or super-gay. This cocktail's got range. Plus it tastes like candy.
Tell me that shit doesn't look refreshing.
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what consists of a gin gimlet. it looks like i want one
• 1 part Rose's Lime Juice (you have to use Rose's).
• 3 parts gin
Shake. Pour over ice. Enjoy.
love the title of this article
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