Just Wow

Meanwhile, I had to sell my soul to satan in order to make this shit happen. Here's what I've been up to:

Zip Zap Rap

Biedrins

Check out this pic of Biedrins trying to yank this dude's finger off. What a cool guy.

What the hell is the point

but anyway, another fantastic blog:

http://accidentaldong.blogspot.com/

The name says it all.

Hiatus

[Update: Still Dancing.]

Week long. I'll mostly be up in the clubs, in case you need me. My shit's gonna be on fire.

Sorry For Not Reporting On the Giants' Ongoing Gayness Extravaganza, Too Busy Getting Shit-tossed At The Diamond Dave Concert

Yeah, I was there. And that shit was hot.

Lincecum Was Just A little Embarrassed, That's All

Timmy had arguably his worst outing of the season last night, going just 6 innings, giving up 5 runs, 9 base-runners, and recording just 2 Ks. He even walked in a run, something I never remember him doing.

So what was going on? Just a bad night? A fatigued arm? Did the Reds have him figured out?

Let me suggest this hypothesis:

Tim Lincecum, he of normally immaculate complexion (my gf reminds me of this every time he takes the mound), had a giant zit on his chin last night. I was watching on HD and I could see it very clearly. If it wasn't a zit - which it was - it was some other kind of ghastly, protruding sore of equal unsightliness.

Since we all know that Lincecum is a wee bit on the vain end of the spectrum, and also that this kind of thing - a zit - is foreign territory for him, it's fair to surmise that Timmy simply could not concentrate on the task at hand. He was too preoccupied with how he looked. His whole psyche was a mess. Yes, Timmy is a professional, but he is still human.

It's no coincidence that Timmy spent an inordinate amount of time between pitches trying to cover his mouth with his jersey. Anyone who saw the game can vouch for this, as can the photograph below:

Timmy tries to cover his massive zit as he walks of the hill at G.A.B.

Poor guy. I don't think there's any reason to be concerned about Lincecum's pitching per se, but I think it'd be wise if someone sends him a jar of Clearasil pads or something, just in case.